i get people asking for dirt and they'll pay and someone's about to rip them off when i say "you realize your entire res is dirt why not dig it up and replace the top layer"
My brother gets this from his one friend: "Can you make me a mod?" "What kind?" "Oh, I don't know, just a mod." "Okay..." Then he deleted the skin for the creepers so they are invisible and they kill him because he is too stupid to pay attention to the sounds. I get the comment: "Oh, you can't donate. You don't have enough money cuz you're not supporter." When in reality I have 15k ATM.