APRIL FOOLS! EMC and 1.9 combat, what will happen!

Discussion in 'Empire News' started by BigDavie, Apr 1, 2016.

  1. :confused: ooooh scary update for frontier builders...

    not concerned about the PVP part - you have built in good protections for those who don't do that....

    but the ones who do....will be motivated to roam the frontier looking for unsuspecting victims...and they will run into all those unprotected builds...and in my experience PVP'rs love to grief...roaming PVP'rs (server-surfers) don't care about the ban threat

    and now all those frontier builds are potential sites of hiding players for new PVP players to go search

    i used to love this server because never afraid to see another player in the frontier...now the fear will return

    oh well... the dude will abide
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  2. It's seems that there are two groups of people on EMC: builders and fighters. Imo one group contributes more to the server in the long term ...
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  3. OMG defo the killerz coz they da best and they kiw da baddiez liek pew pew pew wit der sords an der bos.
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  4. Yeah dose bulders Lik jus place blocks and stuf
  5. I think you mean oh my god definitely the killers because they are the best and they kill the villains with their swords
  6. ye bruh iss wel borin innit m8 an it alwayz lookz wel st00pid an liek da killerzz r just betterr
    Nu bruh get wiv ma gramer is on poynt m8 bruuhh
  7. I have to be careful or people will think I'm serious. I was just kidding around with what I posted. I am a builder not a fighter too. So, April fools day! I really am a nice guy. Don't want to freak anybody out.
  8. Builders:
    -built LLO
    -built spawn areas
    -built other amazing things

    Killers:
    Cricket slowly chirps
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  9. Trump took over EMC the end is coming.
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  10. April fools day. I was just kidding with my posts. I don't want you to think I am a bad guy. I'm a builder not a fighter.
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  11. YAY we can die free rather then by the losers pvps hands!
  12. Reread this now that I am awake... PVP??????!???!?? WhuT, why do you need to take up the place of the inventory to stay out of PvP? I feel like PvP will bring new hackers and drama
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  13. I'd prefer this as a PS setting or an item to turn on PvP and make it off by default. Just a smaller change.
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  14. Guys you relize this is as fake as Kim khardashians butt
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  15. They do, but the rebelious commenters are put to sleep have their comments deleted
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  16. Lol
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  17. The end is near
  18. I was just kidding with my posts. I'm not a bad guy. I'm a builder not a fighter.
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  19. My commentary is in itailics. Parts of the original post that are not being commented on will be deleted to save space.

    Empire Minecraft will no longer restrict player on player combat to the PvP arenas but allow it throughout the wilderness (both frontier and waste).
    Why would anyone think this is a good idea? The only benefit is that I can now kill new players.

    We know that some players would rather not participate in PvP and have devised the White Feather. This item whilst carried in the off hand will prevent any player from striking you. You will also automatically have your difficulty set to 1. To help PvPers determine who is unwilling to fight players carrying a white feather will make the chicken sound.
    I have no words... oh wait, I do. You are being jerks to people who just don't like PVP. A chicken sound? Seriously? How about a cat meow? Or a villager? Because we're just the "weak and scared," aren't we? Just because I don't like PVP doesn't mean I don't want to fight mobs on high-levels.

    Can I PvP with lava buckets or flint and steel?
    No, using these methods of PvP is cowardly.
    And killing players who couldn't find feathers or yellow dye because it's their FIRST TIME IN THE WASTE is not.

    Soulbreaker, what is that?
    This will be a new enchantment that can be bought as an enchanted book for $10 and applied to any weapon. This overrides the soulbound effect of you defeated foes items.
    Hey look: Money!


    But I don't want to lose my things.
    Either get better at PvP or buy Soulbound+ enchanted books.
    Can't tell if they mean real, or just Rupees...

    So what will have soulbound?
    Soulbound will be a new player applied enchant that will be available to be bought as an enchanted book for $5.
    Found it!


    Enough questions. I hope you will enjoy new an improved combat on EMC.
    Yeah, nope.

    Maybe make a "Waste +PVP" or something like that if you really want to add this. Otherwise, you're going to lose a lot of users.
    For now, I'm going to start camping near the outposts. Time to hunt for the new players! (Happy April Fools day to everyone who just got pranked by the OP)
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  20. Glad to hear that.
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