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When they put you on mod watch, they don't plan for inflammatory statuses. (yes i am on mod watch r.i.p) Dec 26, 2017

    1. synth_apparition
      I love translating German and Google tells me something like 'I got stabbed in the big toe' when the person is talking about cookies.
      1. Evesthery, TsuriNeko and KayleCanDoIt like this.
    2. synth_apparition
      Guys, I have a confession to make... my favourite food is Hawaiian pizza.
      1. NathanRP
        NathanRP
        A Hawaiian pizza for take out?
        Apr 14, 2016
    3. synth_apparition
      If Bernie Sanders could stop calling himself a Socialist that'd be great pls kthxbai
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      2. synth_apparition
        synth_apparition
        Besides, Bernie is a Social Democrat and even he doesn't seem to know what the correct definition of Socialism is.
        Apr 13, 2016
      3. Gawadrolt
        Gawadrolt
        Its a buzzword. Americans love buzzwords
        Apr 13, 2016
      4. Unoski
        Unoski
        He will when Hillary stops referring to herself as more progressive and a conservative. Pick one, damnit.
        Apr 13, 2016
    4. synth_apparition
      I seriously can't wait until I'm 18 and all of this BS surrounding me right now is all gone.
      1. TsuriNeko and Brooke1965 like this.
      2. synth_apparition
        synth_apparition
        Hell even just the summer is good enough for me. I just wish it'd be forever and I didn't have to go back to it all 2 months later.
        Apr 13, 2016
    5. synth_apparition
      My internet has 2 bars and keeps turning off, but I'm the only one in the house having this problem. wtf is this ;-;
      1. AnonReturns
        AnonReturns
        Sorcery?
        Apr 13, 2016
      2. synth_apparition
        synth_apparition
        Turns out everyone upstairs gets it besides my brother :P
        Apr 13, 2016
    6. synth_apparition
      Is it bad I've watched all of Season 2 of Sons of Anarchy in about 38 hours? And that I'm nearly halfway through Season 3?
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      2. ChickenDice
        ChickenDice
        Haha I did the same when I started it, such a good show... Im at the end of season 4 and have kind of fell out of touch with it but once I finish Breaking Bad (Im on season 5 rn) Ill probably finish SoA
        Apr 12, 2016
      3. synth_apparition
        synth_apparition
        I'm hoping to start Season 4 tonight xD
        Apr 13, 2016
    7. synth_apparition
      Day #3 of 'Vining': I have spammed my user page with MLG parody revines and amassed a total of 1 follower. Life is beautiful.
    8. synth_apparition
      I love it when presidential candidates talk about the American Dream and people vote based on it. It never existed and never will lol.
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      2. nfell2009
        nfell2009
        The American Dream isn't what it was originally. Apparently it was from this quote: "That dream of a land in which life should be better and richer and fuller for every man, with opportunity for each according to his ability or achievement." (Youngro Lee, To Dream Or Not To Dream, 16 Cornell Journal of Law and Public Policy 231, 232).
        Apr 12, 2016
      3. nfell2009
        nfell2009
        Basically saying, if you're unskilled, you can still have a good life in America. If you're very skilled, you can have a good life in America. Not that you can go from poor to rich.
        Source of quote: http://www.planetizen.com/node/30899
        Apr 12, 2016
      4. synth_apparition
        synth_apparition
        Gladranger, do you want to make a reply here and define exactly what you meant by 'this coming from a brit...?', because quite frankly I can't make sense of it. To clarify what I said, I'd also hardly call myself a 'Brit' - in both the modern day and pre-Anglo meanings, because I'm barely even English and the other cultures in the UK don't really agree with the notion of a British cultural union.
        Apr 12, 2016
    9. synth_apparition
      It would appear Reddit has overtaken EMC as my most-visited website. ಠ_ಠ
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      2. 607
        607
        Uh-oh... I'm staying away from Reddit, as I think it would eat up too much of my spare and not-so-spare time.
        Apr 12, 2016
    10. 607
      Do you write "meter" or "metre"?
      1. synth_apparition
        synth_apparition
        Metre. 'Meter' is the Americanised spelling.
        Apr 12, 2016
    11. synth_apparition
      I 'discovered' Vine last night. I'm now addicted to really bad 7 second MLG parodies.
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    12. synth_apparition
      Short people: if you ever feel down about your height, just remember that you don't have to destroy your spine to see yourself in a mirror.
      1. synth_apparition
        synth_apparition
        Being 6'0 is pretty fun and all but I'll be 4'1 by the time I'm 21 because I won't be able to stand up straight solely because of what I have to do to do my hair in the morning lol.
        Apr 10, 2016
    13. synth_apparition
      "Not a great week, says PM as thousands call on him to resign"... 'not a great week'. What. The. Hell.
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      2. Totouga
        Totouga
        Oh, that. I didn't think an issue like that would cause such a problem as it has.
        Apr 9, 2016
      3. Totouga
        Totouga
        The first one, that is.
        Apr 9, 2016
      4. synth_apparition
        synth_apparition
        Its not just that. He's been exposed as a liar in a bunch of other areas as well over the last 6 years, and people are tired of it I guess.
        Apr 9, 2016
    14. synth_apparition
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      3. synth_apparition
        synth_apparition
        I need that first sentence on my gravestone.
        Apr 7, 2016
      4. Pab10S
        Pab10S
        That would be too late. Tattoo it on your forehead instead.
        Apr 7, 2016
      5. Pab10S
        Pab10S
        Seriously though - It is good to remember things so that we do not make mistakes over and over, but beating yourself up over the past doesn't fix anything. Use things you regret as lessons when possible and try to move forward in ways you think your future self will appreciate.
        Apr 7, 2016
    15. synth_apparition
      is currently in the middle of a panic attack or something. It's so bad he's doing one of these gimmicky 'SoulPunisher is' statuses. Help.
      1. 607 and HannahEB like this.
      2. HannahEB
        HannahEB
        O.o
        Apr 7, 2016
    16. synth_apparition
      My head's gonna implode.
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    17. synth_apparition
      Feeling oddly upset atm. I haven't felt this crushed in a loooooong time. Like, 3-4 years. :/
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      3. synth_apparition
        synth_apparition
        This is totally unrelated to her other than her saying she's cutting down time on talking online due to school and stress. The reason why I feel like this is because of school and stress ._.
        Apr 7, 2016
      4. synth_apparition
        synth_apparition
        okay wot she deleted me off snapchat and idk wot the ffff
        Apr 7, 2016
      5. synth_apparition
        synth_apparition
        lol what a divvy
        Apr 25, 2016
    18. synth_apparition
      I love how uneducated teachers are. Why are these people teaching the next generation again?
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      3. mba2012
        mba2012
        @Keliris There is no money in teaching. You're basically doing it to be poor :P
        Apr 6, 2016
      4. Keliris
        Keliris
        @mba2012 true, they like summer breaks.
        Apr 6, 2016
      5. synth_apparition
        synth_apparition
        @Kerliris, Can confirm, mum is a teaching assistant in a school for disabled children. She does it because she wants the same holidays as her kids (I think she's realised I'm not going to be at home too often anymore lol) and she enjoys the work. That's at the expense of having a crap wage though.
        Apr 12, 2016
    19. synth_apparition
      My mum just pronounced scone as 'sc-own'. Don't worry, I'll burn the heathen myself.
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      3. Luckygreenbird
        Luckygreenbird
        I would not usually classify most US language as "posh" but I guess we had to get it from somewhere :P
        Apr 6, 2016
      4. Totouga
        Totouga
        You can't stereotype of all southerners. I say scon.
        Apr 7, 2016
      5. Luckygreenbird
        Luckygreenbird
        That was aimed at Mid westerners, mostly, where English is considered most "normalized" for Americans.
        Apr 7, 2016
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