So on Steam I had a thorough conversation with somebody.. Dunno who. I have a bunch of random people on my friends list, and this guys from EMC, definitely. So I just randomly messaged him and..Never tell your password to anyone.zombieslayer010: Hi, 'd like to buy that one.Evil Rudolph: whatzombieslayer010: Tha one right thereEvil Rudolph: *confused*zombieslayer010: It's red..Evil Rudolph: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/health ?zombieslayer010: No. The red one.zombieslayer010: That one is stygian crimson.Evil Rudolph: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/stickyEvil Rudolph: ?zombieslayer010: NO THAT ONE IS LIGHT PINKzombieslayer010: I'm never shopping from this place again Evil Rudolph: xDEvil Rudolph: i think you want this one http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/tradingcardEvil Rudolph: because that's def. redzombieslayer010: No it's red with a blue and grey cover.Evil Rudolph: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/tradingcard http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/healthEvil Rudolph: red w/ b and gzombieslayer010: I already said no to BOTH of those :'(Evil Rudolph: omfg xDEvil Rudolph: https://www.google.com/search?site=....3.0....0...1ac.1.37.img..0.3.237.WSWn3yQGapEzombieslayer010: No, that's red with google in it.Evil Rudolph: xDEvil Rudolph: i think you want http://empireminecraft.com/members/rainbowchin.38684/Evil Rudolph: there's some redEvil Rudolph: and blue and stuff but some redzombieslayer010: D': Why do you not get red?Evil Rudolph: Evil Rudolph: i think you want this oneEvil Rudolph: http://empireminecraft.com/members/brickstrike.25093/zombieslayer010: R. Retro E. Electrolytes D. DerpEvil Rudolph: https://www.google.ca/search?q=retro electrolytes derp&oq=retro electrolytes derp&aqs=chrome..69i57.11357j0j7&sourceid=chrome&espv=210&es_sm=122&ie=UTF-8zombieslayer010: http://www.google.ca/imgres?sa=X&espvd=210&es_sm=122&biw=1366&bih=643&tbm=isch&tbnid=V-0wRBfKnCztTM:&imgrefurl=https://archive.foolz.us/vp/thread/12263259/&docid=_R1fOwWMqtcMfM&imgurl=https://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/vp/image/1368/22/1368221289521.png&w=2080&h=1464&ei=E9UkU6-lG5C02wW7o4CAAg&zoom=1&ved=0CG4QhBwwCQ&iact=rc&dur=566&page=1&start=0&ndsp=17Evil Rudolph: WHATzombieslayer010: I want that in redEvil Rudolph: ummmzombieslayer010: I want it done by yesterday.zombieslayer010: How much? 5 Electrolytes to get it done?Evil Rudolph: only 17zombieslayer010: That's a steal!Evil Rudolph: 16zombieslayer010: No, 17.Evil Rudolph: An electrolyte is a substance that ionizes when dissolved in suitable ionizing solvents such as water.zombieslayer010: k mateEvil Rudolph: -Wikipediazombieslayer010: Then the day before yesterday if it's that hard.Evil Rudolph: i can have it done by july 10, 1830zombieslayer010: That'll be too long. I need it before Christopher Columbus was born. I want to give it to his mom as a wedding gift.Evil Rudolph: hmmEvil Rudolph: i think she *might* punch youzombieslayer010: Why?Evil Rudolph: that's creepyzombieslayer010: What? it's Retro, Electrolytic, and derpy.Evil Rudolph: and creepyzombieslayer010: ... Like i said, completely random.