This is hilarious.

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by goofballbroker, Aug 4, 2013.

  1. WARNING this site contains foul language.
    Type anything it and it translates it to gangster talk. Type in a website it translates the site.
    Here is empire minecraft's homepage:

    This post translated is:

    WARNING dis joint gotz nuff foul language.
    Type anythang it n' it translates it ta thug talk. Type up in a joint it translates tha crib. Here is empire minecraft's homepage:

    The horse update post is:

    Yo EMC n' welcome ta tha Empire 1.6.2 update biaaatch! After nuff playa hours, we finally finished preparin tha EMC platform ta properly handle all tha freshly smoked up chizzlez up in 1.6. This update not only comes wit tha 1.6 features you’re expectin yo, but all dem special EMC Exclusive features as well, includin freshly smoked up residence flags n' a thugged-out shit.
    Have fun! :p
  2. LOL
    Hold on, I got try this xD
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  3. Whut the shizzle wit tha fizzle.
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  4. This is the greatest website ever invented... thinking of converting to only talking gangsta from now on... FO SHIZZLE.
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  5. Seriously, I don't know if anyone reddits, but someone should make a bot that translates the top comments with this and replies! :p
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  6. Saw this on Vsause3,or 2, or just Vsause. I forget. :confused:
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  7. Easy karma... I like it.

    Would it translate random 'popular' comments?
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  8. All is fair in love and war translates to "All is fair up in ludd n' War"
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  9. The infamous "Gorilla Warfare" Copypasta translated.
    What tha fuck did you just fuckin say bout me, you lil biiiatch, biatch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of mah class up in tha Navy Seals, n' I’ve been involved up in a shitload of secret raidz on Al-Quaeda, n' I have over 300 confirmed kills. I be trained up in gorilla warfare n' I’m tha top sniper up in tha entire US armed forces. Yo ass is not a god damn thang ta me but just another target. I'ma wipe you tha fuck up wit precision tha likez of which has never been peeped before on dis Earth, mark mah fuckin lyrics. Yo ass be thinkin you can git away wit sayin dat shiznit ta me over tha Internet, biatch? Think again, fucker n' shiznit fo' realz. As we drop a rhyme I be contactin mah secret network of spies across tha USA n' yo' IP is bein traced right now so you mo' betta prepare fo' tha storm, maggot. Da storm dat wipes up tha pathetic lil thang you call yo' game. You’re fuckin dead, kid. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I can be anywhere, anytime, n' I can bust a cap up in you up in over seven hundred ways, n' that’s just wit mah bare hands. Not only is I extensively trained up in unarmed combat yo, but I have access ta tha entire arsenal of tha United Hoodz Marine Corps n' I'ma use it ta its full extent ta wipe yo' miserable ass off tha grill of tha continent, you lil shit. If only you could have known what tha fuck unholy retribution yo' lil "clever" comment was bout ta brang down upon you, maybe you would have held yo' fuckin tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, n' now you’re payin tha price, you goddamn idiot. I'ma shiznit fury all over you n' yo big-ass booty is ghon drown up in dat shit. You’re fuckin dead, kiddo.
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  10. Yo guys --------- Sometimes, like last night, there be thangs dat happen outta our control dat can make tha EMC joint go down fo' a unknown time. This time, was tha fact dat there was some thangs wit tha server company our crazy ----- host tha joint on. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy ------. When thangs like dis happen, we will always keep you as updated as possible rockin our Facebizzle n' Twizzle page. To make shizzle you always up in tha loop, make shizzle you "Like" n' "Follow" our ----- respectively.
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