At school when im walking around with my friends, i say as a teacher walks by... "So I said to the guy, Right before i snapped his kneck".... and they always look at me like "What the heck? Omg , hes a murderer " And im like "c:"
When I'm in a chat or an xbox party or whatever and someone new enters, I'll act as if I was talking about them and then stop to make them weirded out. *Jon enters chat/party* Me: "...yeah and Jon was all like...oh, um nevermind..." Jon: What? What were you saying? Me: "...nothing."
That confused me the first time you did that to me. I wasn't weirded out, just confused. It may have been like 4AM tho, so anything would've confused me.
I only did this once, but I got in an elevator in a building with 47 floors, and just rode it up and down, staring at the back wall. You'd be surprised how many people looked at it with me
I don't think I would do this now...but when I was 18 and stupid and didn't care what strangers thought of me...I would go to the mall with friends, and we'd pick a random stranger out and I would go up to them as if I knew them just to see if they'd play along. "Oh hey man! Long time no see. How've you been, how's the family?" etc... Most people played along.
one time when i was young we were in an elevator packed with maybe 20 people and i decided to push every single number there were 60 floors
Another elevator story, at the beginning of the year, our hall mate Tom took my idea to put a desk in the elevator and every time it opened, ask "Do you have an appointment?"
Another elevator thing, I was in a crowded elvator and needed to fart, so i kept moving around the elevator until i farted, it was real loud. But i blamed it on the old man behind me. Coz im cool like that...
i do this sometimes: im fishing and i watch someone get a big one and then i say big fish you eatin that? if they say you want it i say im allergic to raw fish just to confuse them
