The Stig

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by JabrZer0, Apr 23, 2012.

  1. There's a Chuck Norris thread, but no "The Stig" thread... so I made one. Throw out your best completely true facts about Top Gear's "The Stig"!

    I'll start below, and for those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, here's a link to Top Gear, the British car show that's funnier than... well, a lot of funny stuff:

    Some say he doesn't understand clouds and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish delight.
    Some say that his tears are adhesive, and that if he caught fire he would burn for 1,000 days.
    Some say his first name really is ‘The', and that he has a surprising number of shoulders.
    Some say he can swim seven lengths under water and he has webbed buttocks.
    Some say that his skin is the texture of a dolphin's and that he has his own satellites.
    Some say that he is illegal in 17 U.S. states.
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  2. Some say he knows exactly two facts about ducks, and they are both wrong.
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  3. Some say he plays the maracas when he can't sleep at night