{suggestion} empire minecraft parody songs

i know there are people on here more creativily inclined than myself so i thought i would start a thread about it...

If you have a song about empire or anything that sounds like it might make a good promo video to help get more members, place it in the comments below...

this is an idea to get you started:
Sung to the tune of call me maybe

"I threw a wish in the well
For a place really swell
To play minecraft on.
A place with no pvp

A place where it's safe to roam free
Somewhere to mine my days away.
Now where could it be?
This utopian minecraft world?
And then I found it
Empire minecraft SMP!
All the things That i love
And so much more, empire minecraft

Hey I just found it I'm sure you'll agree
Empire minecraft is the place to be.
So join us maybe, join us maybe.

Hey I just found it I'm sure you'll agree
Empire minecraft is the place to be.
No pvp, so many smp's, join us maybe.

A place where staff is friendly,
And you can play for free
Dragon tombs is on its way, just wait and see.
So much to explore
You'll never get bored
Empire minecraft is French vanilla enough for everyone

Town is safe, my creation
And my res are secure
There's no griefing there
Empire minecraft smp!

(Repeat chorus)

All these worlds to explore so many places to se
Won't you come and join me?
You will surely see this is the place to be
We are here to stay so joins us maybe.

Hey I just found you I'm sure you'll agree
Empire minecraft is the place to be
So join us maybe join us maybe"

**still needs a little lyrical assistance but that's what I came up with at lunch***

This sounds like this should go in community discussion, not much of a suggestion for EMC to me.

i was not sure where to put it, a moderator can move this please....

Took a lot of elbow grease but it's done

Im sure clicking buttons requires insane amounts of elbow grease
I guess climbing Everest would be an oil drill by this logic

On a IPhone somewhat tiny buttons but anyways back to topic at hand. The parody song.