Do you know a chuck Norris joke? If you do post it in comments I'll give you one to start off with. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris isn't tough or good, he's just a dumb actor. If he was that good, he would come over to my house and shove my face into my keyboajkdvtkxdkjxdskmcfhjnmxdzkjlfxd,sdz
Chuck Norris invented the phrase "Killed two birds with one stone." except the birds were fighter jets and the stone was just that, a stone.
Alien vs Predator was going to be called Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. It was cancelled because nobody was going to pay 9 dollars for a film only 14 seconds long.
Earth used to spin in a complete circle, once Chuck Norris completed his first Roundhouse kick, he created Earth's Axis.
Chuck Norris didn't mow his lawn he sits and dares it to grow another one is chuck Norris has 5 dollars you have 5 dollars Chuck Norris now has 10 dollars how is this possible?
