[POLL] Granny's Tea

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by mercenaries2009, Mar 30, 2015.

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1. Obey your elder and kill the vault resident with the pistol. 3 vote(s) 20.0%
2. Offer your most prized possession for the neighbour's life. 0 vote(s) 0.0%
3. Ask granny for a minigun instead. After all, you do not want to miss. 8 vote(s) 53.3%
4. Throw your tea in granny's face. 4 vote(s) 26.7%
  1. Your grandmother invites you to tea, but you're surprised When She Gives you a pistol and orders you to kill Your neighbour. What do you do?
  2. Well, Granny makes cookies and I like cookies, so do what is necessary for the cookies to continue!

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  3. My granny wouldn't need me to kill anyone. She's pretty tough. I can imagine her killing the guy and burying him before jeopardy starts.
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  5. Hmm... I wouldn't do any of the options. I would sit granny down, speak calmly to her, and then get her some sort of help because, believe or not, my granny did not try to organize murders prior to this moment. :)
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  6. I got this question from the GOAT... XD I love the last question of it...
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  7. Minigunnnnn yeahhhhhhhh
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  8. I would take my granny to a therapist and say, "Darling, you need to help. (;" :p + throw tea at her face to wake her up. But this is IF she did it. My granny lives 5 hours away from me so I doubt she would ask me to do that xD.
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  9. Ugh, I hate polls where every option... applies so perfectly!
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  10. But that poses the question, what order do you do it in?
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  11. Are you sure? She could had been a serial killer and you never would had known...
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  12. Pffft! My granny could never, ever be a serial killer! *tentatively picks up a cookie that may very possibly be poisoned*
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  13. This is terrible? I do hate her neighbor though....