Yo, is this thing on? Oh good. Oh Hey EMC, Soldier is a little busy this Christmas with Pyro and his new Rudolph the Red Nosed Backburner, so he asked me, the Scout, to step in and give something away. Make a list, check all the numbers twice, and make sure only the good little "maggots" get on, but that sounds complicated, just how an macho "war hero" would like things, so for this giveaway, the first person to send me a PM with their steam name will receive a craptacular amazing gift, from me and Soldier, so you gotta be fast, like me, to get this gift!
