Joke time (Like 4:00 in hte afternoon

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by colonal_wolff, Sep 17, 2013.

  1. Not sure how well it will work this time around but...

    I saw one of these made months ago and decided it would be a bit fun if i was to put up another. If you have any jokes you wish to share, tell, or even show if you have untold magical powers, please post them here and we may be able to get a nice collection.

    Here's one to start you off:
    How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
    1. Open door.
    2. Insert elephant.
    3. Close door.

    How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
    1. Open door.
    2. Remove elephant.
    3. Insert giraffe.
    4. Close door.
    colonal_wolff, Sep 17, 2013
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  2. Just to let you all know that hte was totally on porpoise
    colonal_wolff, Sep 17, 2013
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  3. Because they make everything up!
    jkrmnj, Sep 17, 2013
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  4. So uh two men walk into a bar






    Ouch
    MemeLad, Sep 17, 2013
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  5. Ummmmm two ppl walk into a bar knock knock...
    Moms_CreditCard, Sep 17, 2013
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  6. So, I told my doctor that I bought a llama, and the balloons just popped up out of nowhere--
    oh... Hi Der :D ;3
    BrickStrike, Sep 17, 2013
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