HELP! A kid is chasing me with a metal bat!

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Skylar_HWS, Apr 18, 2013.


what would you do if someone was chasing you with a metal bat

run 4 vote(s) 11.8%
fight back 2 vote(s) 5.9%
go in your house and lock the door 3 vote(s) 8.8%
take the bat and beat him with it 12 vote(s) 35.3%
trip him and then laugh at him 13 vote(s) 38.2%
  1. HELP! A kid is chasing me with a metal bat!

    don't worry! someone is not really chasing me with a metal bat.
    But I am curious what you think you would do (besides call the cops!) if that happened.
    post in the chat and/or take my poll.
    RainbowChin likes this.
  2. Attack with my plastic bat of course
  3. Hmmmmm..... tough... oh I know!!!

    CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    mba2012, jay2a and AmusedStew like this.
  4. being chased>Run into house>Grab weapon>Beat kid up
  5. I grab the other end of the bat and remove it from his grasp.
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    Id take MAH bat right here ^ and beet him to a bloody pulp, then run because I wouldnt want the cops to get me!
    But in all reality, Id call the popo
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  7. I would suggest getting away from him and not post a thread about it, since that gives him time to catch up.

    Or call the po-po. That's always fun.
    PandasEatRamen and jtc0999 like this.
  8. I'd object.
  9. I like that idea!
    (not that I would actually do that though!)
  10. Simple...let loose my diamond sword on him!
  11. I can swing my diamond sword
    I can miss while I swing my terrible diamond sword and the kid chasing me with a metal bat
  12. I'd take the bat and beat him/her with it. If you are gonna run at me with a bat, you better expect me to fight back.
  13. I'd... Ya know, just throw spikey potatoes at him... And, then i'd go super hulk and beat him to submission. >:D
  14. LOL
  15. Its called my right to self defense, and a shotgun.
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  16. Oh no. It's the po-po.
  17. You know, if they were chasing you, then they would expect you to run in fear. So what I suggest is, start sprinting as fast as you can to get away, stop, turn around, and kick him in the shins right before he can hit you. He wouldn't have expected that and he'll fall over in pain.
    RainbowChin likes this.
  18. Better yet, kick him in the (well, I think you can guess lol)
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  19. power walk away go in my house, grab ma katana and say do you still want to play? :p