Hello Empire Players. Lets hear some of your funny 911* prank calls. Lets try not to copy what someone already posted. Remember this is for fun. Happy posting. thanks Me; Calls 911 911: Hello, 911. Whats your emergency Me: I cant take it, take it, take no more. Never felt like, felt like this before. Come on get me, get on the floor. DJ what you, what you waiting for. 911: Uh. Sir are you feeling alright, have you taken anything. Me: Wait, i just called 911, right! 911: Yes sir, is there an emergency. Me: Wrong number, bye. * Hangs up* 911: Well then....
911 what's your emergency? I nailed my finger to a birdhouse accidentally Do you have some bacon (bacon?) Bacon, That's right I have bacon left over from dinner last night Rub some bacon on it what? On your hand just do it Rub some bacon on it That's all there is to it?
My god, this song is in my head now. Thank you stew for trying to kill my brain. RUB BACON ON IT!!!!!!!!