GUYS! I FIGURED IT OUT! EMC is called the Empire for a reason: they are brain washing people to join and take over minecraft they will be the rulers the only party that can lead minecraft. Aikar is the leader of the empire and therefor the emporer Krysyy... though not married to Aikar, is his second in command and therefor is the empress. Together they will be the true minecraft communists. I should mention I face palmed REALLY hard if you actually believed that. This was a complete and utter joke. dat version tho...
