[DISCUSSION] Zombie Pigmen

Discussion in 'General Minecraft Discussion' started by Totoo_, Mar 18, 2015.

  1. I thought I should share my secret knowledge of the origins of the zombie pigman...

    A long time ago there was a race of gold-loving leprechauns, the same very ones who made the Pot Of Gold's before Aikar and Krysyy took them all. The forged everything out of the shiny stuff: swords, armour, houses and food. Gold used to be as common as coal, but they mined too much and so it became scarce. The almighty Notch saw this happening and was concerned. He advised them to stop but they laughed at him. He was angered by this and turned them into pigmen. They were extremely annoyed by this as they found it hard to hold things with trotters, so they rebelled against Notch. Unfortunately, they forgot he was all-powerful and controls all. With a simple change to the programming he banished them to the Nether where they lowly rotted away and created a new rotten race: the zombie pigmen.

    If you believe I am mistaken, please comment!