[closed] 1 DC of Cooked Steaks

i did do that, didnt i

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I am calling the president. 80k.

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please don't do that, ill moo-ve away from the puns

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115k ill let it slide lmao

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thank you, the cow community appreciates it

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I hope so.

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You guys are pretty A-moo-zing.

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As a member of the cow community, i find this highly offensive. I have reported you, and blocked you. you will be cancelled and b a n n e d (jk lololol)

140k i agree, this is super offensive

142.5k honestly these Cowists. what a bunch of goofballs!

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While I might not be in the right moo-d for an auction, but as it became more and more udderly ridiculous I couldn't stay away.

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moo-ve over and dont steal my steak unless you want to start some beef. it is udderly disrespectful to keep milking all the cow puns, some may even call it bull.

I don't wanna start no beef, because with that reply you really should have won the whole herd....

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I have to admit, your punmanship is quite impressive, and it's no wonder you've herd so many cowplaints. But let's not have a beef about it, after all, we all know that the stakes are high in this auction, and we need to keep things udder control. So let's hoof it and get some moo-derators on board to ensure that everything runs smoothly. And as for those who dare to make more cow puns, they better be ready for some serious PUN-ishments, because we don't want to milk this situation any further.

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160k agreed

Now where's the pun in that? Dontcha know we've herd a lot of jokes here? Its not pasture bedtime is it? We have plenty of time to be punny still! There's a lot of steak at steak!

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Well, well, well, look who's grazing in our field of puns! How dare anyone ever bet on this MOO auction without an A-MOO-zing pun.

I must say Bonnie, your moo-d is quite impressive, but don't think you can just milk our jokes dry. We're not horsing around here, we take our puns very seriously.

I'm Udderly excited too see this new interest in cow puns and what people are made of. hopefully it brings out their best punny attempts!!

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