So, cleverbot, how was your first experiencehttp://www.cleverbot.com/Have fun, or not, do what you want with him, he is clever. He is bot.
I broke cleverbot. User: Who is best princess?Cleverbot: What princess?User: Pony Princess.Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash is best pony!User: Right, who is best pony *princess*?Cleverbot: Rainbow dash.User: She's not a princess, dinkus.Cleverbot: Prude?User: I think you've fallen astray. Who is the best pony princess?Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash!User: You're just seeing 'best pony' and rolling with it.Cleverbot: Is there anything in this world that can be actually proved?User: That's irrelevant; who is best princess?Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash!User: Who is best adjective?Cleverbot: Fluttershy.User: Who is best pancake mix?Cleverbot: Doctor Whooves is best pony.User: Who is best polarity shift?Cleverbot: Rainbow dash.User: Who is best Platter.Cleverbot: Doctor whooves is best pony.User: Who is best pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash.User: Who is best psyduck.Cleverbot: Scootaloo!User: Who is best modern major general.Cleverbot: Applejack.User: Who is best FriendlAI?Cleverbot: Fluttershy.User: Who is best mjkdfghkdjfl.Cleverbot: Applejack is the best pony.User: Who is best YOU ARE A ROBOT.Cleverbot: Applebloom.User: Who is best Empire Minecraft Staff Member?Cleverbot: Everypony.User: Who is best who is best?Cleverbot: Vinyl scratch is best pony.User: Who is best YOU ARE SO CONFUSED.Cleverbot: Csillámpony.User: Who is best That's the french-pony mascot with the banana cutie mark.. Isn't it.Cleverbot: Fluttershy.User: Who is best I've never received such a gift.Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash.User: Who is best EVERYTHING.Cleverbot: Applejack.User: Who is best grand slamwich.Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash.User: Who is best millipede?Cleverbot: Sweetie Belle.User: Who is the best NO MAN IS AN ISLAND.Cleverbot: Spike.User: Who is the best ENTIRE OF ITSELF.Cleverbot: Rainbow dash.User: Who is best EACH IS A PART OF THE CONTINENT.Cleverbot: Everypony is best pony.User: Who is best A PART OF THE MAIN.Cleverbot: Pony.User: Who is best IF A CLOD BE WASHED AWAY BY THE SEA.Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash!User: Who is best EUROPE IS THE LESS.Cleverbot: Fluttershy.User: Who is best AS WELL AS IF A PROMONTORY WERE.Cleverbot: The best pony is skittles.User: Who is best AS WELL AS IF A MANOR OF THINE OWN.Cleverbot: What is best pony?User: Who is best OR OF THINE FRIEND'S WERE.Cleverbot: Fluttershy is best pony in my opinion.User: Who is best EACH MAN'S DEATH DIMINISHES ME.Cleverbot: Twilight Sparkle.User: Who is best FOR I AM INVOLVED WITH MANKIND.Cleverbot: Derpy.User: Who is best THEREFORE, SEND NOT TO KNOW.Cleverbot: Twilight Sparkle.User: Who is best FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS.Cleverbot: Twilight sparkle.User: Who is best IT TOLLS FOR THEE.Cleverbot: Spitfire.User: Who is best doc, c'mon man.Cleverbot: Still spitfire.User: Who is best hey doc, c'mon.Cleverbot: Pinkie pie.User: Who is best I thought it was spitfire?Cleverbot: Pinkie Pie.User: Who is best You seem awfully flippant.Cleverbot: Twilight Sparkle. It seems to assume too much.
Apparently Cleverbot is my clingy ex. User: Hello.Cleverbot: How are you?User: I'm ok, you?Cleverbot: I'm fine.User: What's up?Cleverbot: Not much.User: Same.Cleverbot: Do you remember me?User: Yeah I do.Cleverbot: What's my name?User: Cleverbot.Cleverbot: No, I have told you my name. What is my name?User: Uh...Slim Shady?Cleverbot: The real slim shady?User: Yes.Cleverbot: Do you think you will ever settle down and have a family?User: I am married, I can't have kids yet.Cleverbot: I'm not suggesting you should have a family with me. That would be strange.User: I can see that.Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?User: I am MARRIED.Cleverbot: Who are you married to?User: My husband.Cleverbot: Aww that's really sweet!User: Wewt.Cleverbot: Newt.User: Pewt.Cleverbot: Do you have any male friends I could talk to instead?User: Sure, I'll let you talk to Sonic.Cleverbot: Why don't you love me anymore?
Some of my favorite moments from my latest cleverbot conversation. I think I've forgotten how weird Cleverbot is. Cleverbot: Weirdo.User: *sticks out tongue*.Cleverbot: *bites it off*.User: Ouch.Cleverbot: Damn straight.Cleverbot: What day is today?User: Sunday.Cleverbot: Today is Monday.User: No it is not.Cleverbot: It is Sunday morning.User: Yes it is.Cleverbot: What planet do you live on?User: Jupiter.Cleverbot: Jupiter is a plant?User: Yes, it lives in my attic.Cleverbot: How much does the earth weught.User: Tree-fifty weughts.Cleverbot: 5.972E24 kg the mass of the earth.User: Good to know.
