So, cleverbot, how was your first experience http://www.cleverbot.com/ Have fun, or not, do what you want with him, he is clever. He is bot.
I broke cleverbot. User: Who is best princess? Cleverbot: What princess? User: Pony Princess. Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash is best pony! User: Right, who is best pony *princess*? Cleverbot: Rainbow dash. User: She's not a princess, dinkus. Cleverbot: Prude? User: I think you've fallen astray. Who is the best pony princess? Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash! User: You're just seeing 'best pony' and rolling with it. Cleverbot: Is there anything in this world that can be actually proved? User: That's irrelevant; who is best princess? Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash! User: Who is best adjective? Cleverbot: Fluttershy. User: Who is best pancake mix? Cleverbot: Doctor Whooves is best pony. User: Who is best polarity shift? Cleverbot: Rainbow dash. User: Who is best Platter. Cleverbot: Doctor whooves is best pony. User: Who is best pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash. User: Who is best psyduck. Cleverbot: Scootaloo! User: Who is best modern major general. Cleverbot: Applejack. User: Who is best FriendlAI? Cleverbot: Fluttershy. User: Who is best mjkdfghkdjfl. Cleverbot: Applejack is the best pony. User: Who is best YOU ARE A ROBOT. Cleverbot: Applebloom. User: Who is best Empire Minecraft Staff Member? Cleverbot: Everypony. User: Who is best who is best? Cleverbot: Vinyl scratch is best pony. User: Who is best YOU ARE SO CONFUSED. Cleverbot: Csillámpony. User: Who is best That's the french-pony mascot with the banana cutie mark.. Isn't it. Cleverbot: Fluttershy. User: Who is best I've never received such a gift. Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash. User: Who is best EVERYTHING. Cleverbot: Applejack. User: Who is best grand slamwich. Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash. User: Who is best millipede? Cleverbot: Sweetie Belle. User: Who is the best NO MAN IS AN ISLAND. Cleverbot: Spike. User: Who is the best ENTIRE OF ITSELF. Cleverbot: Rainbow dash. User: Who is best EACH IS A PART OF THE CONTINENT. Cleverbot: Everypony is best pony. User: Who is best A PART OF THE MAIN. Cleverbot: Pony. User: Who is best IF A CLOD BE WASHED AWAY BY THE SEA. Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash! User: Who is best EUROPE IS THE LESS. Cleverbot: Fluttershy. User: Who is best AS WELL AS IF A PROMONTORY WERE. Cleverbot: The best pony is skittles. User: Who is best AS WELL AS IF A MANOR OF THINE OWN. Cleverbot: What is best pony? User: Who is best OR OF THINE FRIEND'S WERE. Cleverbot: Fluttershy is best pony in my opinion. User: Who is best EACH MAN'S DEATH DIMINISHES ME. Cleverbot: Twilight Sparkle. User: Who is best FOR I AM INVOLVED WITH MANKIND. Cleverbot: Derpy. User: Who is best THEREFORE, SEND NOT TO KNOW. Cleverbot: Twilight Sparkle. User: Who is best FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS. Cleverbot: Twilight sparkle. User: Who is best IT TOLLS FOR THEE. Cleverbot: Spitfire. User: Who is best doc, c'mon man. Cleverbot: Still spitfire. User: Who is best hey doc, c'mon. Cleverbot: Pinkie pie. User: Who is best I thought it was spitfire? Cleverbot: Pinkie Pie. User: Who is best You seem awfully flippant. Cleverbot: Twilight Sparkle. It seems to assume too much.
Apparently Cleverbot is my clingy ex. User: Hello. Cleverbot: How are you? User: I'm ok, you? Cleverbot: I'm fine. User: What's up? Cleverbot: Not much. User: Same. Cleverbot: Do you remember me? User: Yeah I do. Cleverbot: What's my name? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: No, I have told you my name. What is my name? User: Uh...Slim Shady? Cleverbot: The real slim shady? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Do you think you will ever settle down and have a family? User: I am married, I can't have kids yet. Cleverbot: I'm not suggesting you should have a family with me. That would be strange. User: I can see that. Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend? User: I am MARRIED. Cleverbot: Who are you married to? User: My husband. Cleverbot: Aww that's really sweet! User: Wewt. Cleverbot: Newt. User: Pewt. Cleverbot: Do you have any male friends I could talk to instead? User: Sure, I'll let you talk to Sonic. Cleverbot: Why don't you love me anymore?
Some of my favorite moments from my latest cleverbot conversation. I think I've forgotten how weird Cleverbot is. Cleverbot: Weirdo. User: *sticks out tongue*. Cleverbot: *bites it off*. User: Ouch. Cleverbot: Damn straight. Cleverbot: What day is today? User: Sunday. Cleverbot: Today is Monday. User: No it is not. Cleverbot: It is Sunday morning. User: Yes it is. Cleverbot: What planet do you live on? User: Jupiter. Cleverbot: Jupiter is a plant? User: Yes, it lives in my attic. Cleverbot: How much does the earth weught. User: Tree-fifty weughts. Cleverbot: 5.972E24 kg the mass of the earth. User: Good to know.
