Burning Question

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by DaJaKoe, Jul 5, 2012.

  1. This question has been bothering me for some time. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  2. A Wood chuck would chuck a lot of wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood. I mean it's pretty simple.
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  3. 361.9 cubic centimeters of wood per day.
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  4. Dats wrong. Its supposed ta be 3 cubic feet of wood per day. Get yo' math staright san.
    ( Go country accents! )
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  5. I swear on my life that when I was 16 I called my local zoo and asked them that same question. They said the key word was "if". They went on to say because of the bone structure they would not chuck much wood, as they were currently built. :(. They through in some more technical jargon that I don't remember.
    A wood chuck is also known as a groundhog :)
  6. I have a country accent.. :cool:
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  7. Im from the city. * walks towards Manglex with baseball bat *
  8. My accent deducts my I.Q. 50 points :(. I'm smart I swear. My mom told me so.
  9. *Grabs chainsaw, pet bear, and american flag.* Lets do this.
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  10. *screams like a little girl*runs away*
  11. (Grabs Beaver, snow balls, and a Canadian flag.* LEEEEEEEEROOOOOOY!!!!!
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  13. I hope your quoting a video I saw years ago. Warcraft? I almost peed myself when I watched it.
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  14. Who hasn't watched it..
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  15. The answer: A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

    Shorting this down:

  16. I already said you guys, its 3 cubic feet, sheesh....

  17. So much facepalm in this topic...
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  18. Facepigs, facelegits, facefoxes, facevivids, facebiscuits. :p
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  19. Easy. A woodchuck would chuck what a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
  20. okay, "sally sells seashells down by the seashore" how much does she make ?