Scratch yer eye with yer hook hand one too many times?Confused at what's a pirate greeting and what's free antivirus software?Keep forgetting what a pirate's favorite letter is? (It ain't R, that be a common misnomer. His heart belongs to the C)Sounds like ye could use a pirate starter kit!Here be the contents:1 DC of Boats (ye ain't a pirate without a ride)1 DC of Oak Planks (It be highly embarrassing to have someone walk the plank an' it breaks)1 DC of Water Buckets (fer riding yon boats in, swabbing yon decks, taking a bath...I don't be judging)1 DC of Sugar Cane (so ye can make yer own rum, and don't need be asking where it's gone)1 DC of Gold Nuggets (going around to pirate shindigs without booty just ain't done)1 DC of Chests (for keeping yon booty in, and great for ye olde Wastelands reset)1 DC of Sand (for hiding yon booty in. But fair warning, get some sand in yer booty and it never be coming out)4 Level-30 Enchanted Items, said to belong to Davy Jones himself. They be:Davy Jones' Tricorn: Dyed leather helmet, Fire Protection IV, Respiration III, Aqua Affinity I, Unbreaking IIIDavy Jones' Boots: Dyed leather boots, Protection IV, Feather Falling IV, Depth Strider III, Unbreaking IIIDavy Jones' Rod: Fishing rod, Luck of the Sea III, Lure III, Unbreaking IIIDavy Jones' Spade: Diamond shovel, Efficiency IV, Fortune III, Unbreaking III Yon bids will start at fou-ARRRR-ty thousand ARRRRR. (40,000 Rupees), and minimum increment be 33 ARRR (33 R) in honor of ye old Pirate Honus WagnARRRR.If one of ye landlubbers be lucky enough to hold off all comers fer two days (48 hours), he gets the whole lot of it.If ye think I be cheatin' ya (good, yer learnin'!) go to /v 14531 to view yon kit.May the greediest pirate win!