Anyone with a funny saying, post it here.

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Inuyasha1204, Oct 3, 2012.

  1. Hello people, just wanted to see how many funny sayings people have bundled up inside, Feel free to post a saying of anything funny.

    It can be funny or not, your choice.. :D :D :D
  2. Don't do that. Whatever it is, don't do that.
  3. This is one a friend of mine said

    Jingle Bells, Twilight smell, Edward ran away, Bella dies, Jacob crys, Star Wars all the way.. :D
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  4. Cant tell if your meaing to the post or what....

    ( Its most likely to the post )
  5. You can figure it out...
    (It's my post, it's a saying, well, not really, but I say it a lot..)
  6. ( Yahoo, i was right.. ) :p
  7. "The problem with quotes on the internet is that you never if they are true or not."
    -Abraham Lincoln
    ^That^ and the one in my sig lol.
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  8. "He is the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs, right now"

    "Im batman"

    "Whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you, stranger"
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  9. bbuummpp....
  10. Killing A sandwich only makes it tastier.
  11. Thats like saying
    Frying bacon only makes it unhealthier
  12. Haha i would link the video to what my post is to but it is quite graphic and inappropriate trust me you would laugh if only you knew.
  13. Hmm.... im good.
  14. *Forever alone guy to a sandwich* Go make me a women.
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  15. "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
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  16. Why use a big word when a dimunative one will do?
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  17. Because people want to sound smart when a simple phrase is needed.
  18. Chuck Norris
    1% Asian
    100% Chuck Norris
    100% Asian (Give or take some other ethnicties... w/e)
    100 + 1 is 101
    I am 101% Chuck Norris
  19. Roses are red,Diamonds are blue,If i had a sword i would hit you! A.K.A a creepers poem. lol
  20. Taylor Swift-
    Every Brake Up; 1 million dollars
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