Today I was cleaning my room and besides finding some broken computers to mess with I found a certificate. A birth certificate. And the name is NOT Bobert Robert, but it said Matthew (last name withheld)!!! I don't know what to do! My whole life is literally a lie now! I suppose I'm not Bobert Robert I just need a virtual hug over the Internet and a shoulder to cry on. This hurts. It really hurts.