The prep work on my Pirate Pit outpost is nearing completion, so I've taken a little break for some music. Here's a small challenge for you. Were going to write a song entitled "Yo ho and up she rises." AKA "What do you do with a drunken pirate?". Below are two videos from youtube, the traditional song, and a metal version of the song. (I like the metal)With those two song we have the following verses.- Shave his belly, with a rusty razor.- Hide 'im in the long boat, 'till he sobers.- Put 'im in the back, of a paddy wagon.- Stick 'im in a scupper, with a hosepipe on 'im.- Put 'im in the bed, of the Captain's daughter.Now some of my verses.- Paint his face, he's a Princess pirate.- Tie 'im to the mast, without his clothes on.- Hang 'im from the yardarm, that was MY rum!- Send him to the cook, he may be diner.- Take his eye patch, and hide his peg leg.- Strand 'im on an island, hope he finds rum. (yes, a Jack Sparrow reference)I have one more verse but it's just inappropriate for the tone of these boards, so I'll leave it out. (It's the only one that I have actually seen done to a drunken sailor early in the morning.)Reply with your verses and lets see how long we can make this song.