Comments on Profile Post by BurgerKnight

Why did the train cross the road?

1) You still have Christmas hats on your sig's .gifs!
2) You asked for a joke so...
Did you hear about the constipated accountant?
He couldn't budget, so he had to work it out with a pencil and paper :]

1) I'm decorating for next Christmas :P
2) Do you know what happened when the mosquito met the mountain climber? Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar!

LOL @FDNY xDDD

Glad to be of service x3

Two random variables were talking in a bar. They thought they were being discrete but I heard their chatter continuously.

OK, no more smart people jokes. Only dumb jokes from here on out.

Dumb it is!
Where do you take your girlfriend out? (To a knight-club)
I bet your favorite TV show is Knight Rider!
What do you do before you go to bed? (turn on your knight light!)

*slow clap*
You have my eternal respect for the day.

When should BlackKnight be very afraid? (When the enderdragon whips out his can opener!)

Imagine you are in an ocean surrounded by hungry sharks. How do you get out alive?

(stop imagining)

I know a joke.. Blackknight1021. :D

Well, you're not wrong . . .

Ha ha ha... You have unleashed a demon, BlackKnight.
Q: How does a duck carry his books to school?
A: In a quackpack!
Q: Why did cake call the pielice?
A: Somebody was pudding a knife in his bake, and he was bready to put the guy into custardy! #WaaaayyyTooManyPuns

And Fendy... I can no longer look at you the same way. XD

:]

I love some good puns

Almost all my jokes are dutch word jokes so you cant translate them :/
Seartching for a good pun I realized time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a banana...

Almost all my jokes are dutch word jokes so you cant translate them :/
Seartching for a good pun I realized time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a banana...