Comments on Profile Post by Cordial_Pie

I would like to see you try, I would gut you like a mouse stuck under a root.

Seeing as I am a pie, I can take any form of anything I want. Even a twoleg. Can your puny cat forces face an army of us?

If you are a human I would like to see you try to get into the place of no stars, that would be impossible, so you choose, I win, or you lose

EMC does not exist in the place of no stars. As I can change, I will change into a lion and join Lionclan, thus destroying you.

Who gives you the authority to decide where the place of no stars is? I am getting quite interested of how you plan to beat thousands of cat's with one pity lion... You don't understand our numbers... One lion could do nothing but kill a hundred or two cats!

*cough* As a, uh, Supreme Elder of Starclan, I command you to stop fighting or I will feed you to my friend... his name is, ah, Witherclaw... And you might want to meet his fifty clones as well.

I would like to see you set a paw in the place of no stars!

Already did, and about an acre of trees withered away under the brilliance of my light. The twolegs call me Cat Norris, you know.

Hmm... only a acre?

Yeah, I was wearing a black cloak to try to spare you guys, so I only got an acre. Just went back in without the cloak... two hundred of your kind have been disintegrated, half of your vast forest is gone, I am completely unhurt, and I didn't even have to take off my kitty sunglasses. You're lucky I didn't.

Ha, Funny, could I see the acre?

Well, that would involve you meeting me. So is it worth death?

I don't know, you should be the one answering it.

Meh, go and slap around some more kits or quit avoiding my supreme power. Wait... would you or the kits be doing the slapping?

The funny part about all this is that we may be completely spamming Cordial's Alerts. :P

Oh, and I just executed another thousand of your warriors. Or should I say kittypets?

How dare you insult me, you do not exist furry turtle! Do not make me show you supreme power! There is no ruler of Starclan, and there will never be! Do not make me send all of The dark forest in to kill you!

Go back to your little Stinky Woods and play with all your little kitty friends. I am the first ruler of Starclan, or didn't you know? It is just a symbol of my power. And that's hedge-snake to you, kittypet.

Kittypets? could you name one and if you didn't know, I am in a meeting with them... You clearly are just boasting, ha... I would like to see the blood of your victims please.

Oh and btw... Want some EMC fireworks... some guy gave them to me... :P ! :D

Sorry, but my blood swimming pool is not a public area. Hmmm... what if we made a truce? Leader of Starclan and leader of the Stinky Woods, we could do great together!

Wait, what about the fireworks? Going ingame...

I will only except if you stop insulting my clan... You would not want a war...

I quite enjoy wars. I apologize for insulting your clan though. As we a agree to a truce, this is my territory.

This hashhog.... he is insulting starclan by saying he rules over them? Are you ok with this?

In insult them not. I am simply a being who envelops all things; I am a powerful being from Novaclan, which is where Lion, Tiger, and Leopardclan cats go when they pass.

Meh, You are one, and we are many

I am not okay with this Hashhog. Leave now and we shall not shed blood over petty arguments.

Wait, wait. Did you just tell him to leave his own profile, or are you telling me to exit the scene? I applaud your bravery, and accept your wishes. I go now.

You hash, I would never request a cat to leave it's own territory.

I just cracked up reading all of this. :'D

Your Welcome :3