Comments on Profile Post by nfell2009

Erm, duh? Didn't you know we had giant thrusters attached beneath the seabed that turns the island of Great Britain (sorry N. Ireland) into a floating mass? How else will we rain hell down on the people of the world and reclaim the Empire?

Oh cool. So we can just shoot out to the atlantic :D

No. First we reclaim Hanover from Germany by bombing the crap out of them, then attention shifts to claiming Denmark - with this we get Greenland, which will also be transformed into a floating mass alongside us. We will then politely reclaim Canada, take back the Thirteen Colonies (now the Fifty Colonies) by smashing Greenland into it, and we'll go to Australia in peace.

We shall reclaim India by bombing them and throwing chunks of Greenland at them if they don't surrender. If we run out of Greenland to use, we shall hurl Sri Lanka into them and create a new mountain range. At this point every nation on Earth will know what's good for them and bow down to their British overlords.

"the united kingdom becomes the fifty-first state in the united states by accidentally crashing into boston, massachusetts"

If we ever become a US state I will literally eat myself.