Hello my fellow Empirians. I come to you today with a question of vital importance . . . Who is your favorite superhero? I'll start. My favorite hero is the Sentinel of Liberty himself, Captain America (Steve Rogers era). Give me your opinion, I'd love to hear it!
I will have to say my favorite super hero is a hard choice between The Hulk and Iron Man. I will have to go with The Hulk though, because I remember that green syrup for milk they sold a long time ago... THIS STUFF WAS AMAZING BACK IN THE DAY!
Superman. Sometimes when Supe was stoppin' crimes, I'll bet that he was tempted to just quit and turn his back on man, join Tarzan in the forest. But he stayed in the city, kept on changin' clothes in dirty old phone booths 'til his work was through. Had nothin' to do but go on home. Hey Bob, Supe had a straight job! Even though he coulda smashed through any bank in the United States. He had the strength but he would not. Folks said his family were all dead. Planet crumbled, but Superman he forced himself to carry on, forget Krypton, and keep goin'. Superman never made any money for saving the world from Solomon Grundy. And sometimes I despair the world will never see another man like him.
My favorite superhero is the strongest of strong, the mightiest of the mighty! He is... MERMAID MAN! Okay, no. Basically, I'm not a huge "superhero" kind of person, but I guess I'd go with Superman, because he's kind of like a ninja in that he puts on glasses and instantly is unrecognizable to the world. Plus, he has that fun flight and laser vision and stuff. I like batman as well, I guess, but he kind of annoys me because he's basically just a guy in a bat suit who runs around kicking people and making sound effects. So yeah, I kind of look at him as totally overrated, seeing as I could be just as powerful as him if somebody would give me an awesome lair and car and things.
A bit, but he also looked very familiar. I just gave it my best guess, and I turned out to be right. It's OK, that just means that I won't have to fight you for tickets to a superhero movie.
Toasterphone. Toasterphone, toasterphone! Does whatever a toaster does! Can it take a grainy pic? Yes it can 'cause toasterphone! Bonus points if someone besides caden can find the original rendition of this.
