I bid all the deserts in the world, that I have pulverized to a fine dust, smeared with the blood of cherry pies :>
I bid all the desserts in the world, all are perfectly edible and whole, except for the muffins. All sprinkled with bacon, and more bacon, and more bacon.
Huge difference. Desserts are like a sinful delight, while muffins you can have at any time in the day. ;3 I bid all the desserts in the world, to make sure Cordial can never be sinful again. I'm saving you...