[Forum Game] The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

Granted, but it runs off.

I wish I had your new mouse.

Granted, But it dies;

I wish You didnt steal my wishes

Granted, but somebody else steals your wishes.
I wish that this wish couldn't get corrupted.

Granted. I steal your wishes instead.
I wish I could pilot Toaster Bot.
Wish denied, against rules.
I wish I could pilot Toaster Bot.

Granted, but there is no more night time.

I wish I had an Alienware computer.

(Im fine without night time xD )

Granted; But it alas. Is also stolen

I wish for a guitar with strings that stay in tune forever .-.

Granted, but the strings break and cant be replaced.
I wish sugar was healthy.

Granted, but now sugar is rationed because of a global shortage
I wish that I had the right to wish

Granted, but then everyone gets the right to wish and you feel very depressed and end up hugging a creeper for company.

I wish for a hug :3

Granted, but just like dino, you hug a creeper and get blown up.
I wish I had a golden Ferrari.

Granted, but Ferrari came in red.
I wish to live a normal life: finish college, work in a computer based company, have 2 kids, a boy and a girl.

Granted, but you finish clown college, work in a company that only has windows vista computers, and have 2 monkey kids.
I wish I had a pet dragon that wouldnt eat me.

Granted, the dragon leaves you to eat other people

I wish for eternal happiness

Granted,but happiness rubs of to some random person.

I wish to be rich on emc.

Granted, but you decide to leave the server and give all your money away.

I wish that I knew what I wanted to wish for.

granted, but then you forgot.

i wish to be water.

You turn into water but then I pee on you

um, not sure if this is acceptable since it doesnt have a wish in it, and i dont want to see your private areas, so my wish still stands xD

Granted, but you are in a glass and someone drinks you.

I wish I was immune to creepers.