[Forum Game] The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

Granted, but then you look like a ugly flying pony.
I wish, for your wish.

Granted, but you become such an incredibly pretty flying pony that you explode.
I wish I was a cow.

Granted, but you flew so fast, you crashed in to next week, and found out you exploded.
i wish keyboards didn't have so many keys

Granted, But there is no W,A,S,D keys xD
I wish I my res # was 00000

Granted, but no you have no res.
i wish that the water in my pool became jello

Granted, but you can swim its too thick,
I wish I lived in a no gravity planet

Granted but you live on the sun.
I wish Pokemon was real!

Granted, you float off of the planet becouse of its lack of gravity.

I wish for better internet

Granted, But then Darkrai makes u have nightmares all the time
I wish I was ICC xD

Granted, but you blew yourself up as ICC.
i wish this thread wasn't so long

Granted, Well it is!
I wish I was you xD

Granted, I suck
I wish that this thread would come back...

Granted, but then people would post "DONT BUMP THIS %*$+$-#$ THREAD!! "
I wish for no one post post the above

Granted; But it happened..
I wish for a dead pony

Granted, but then it infects you and you die too.

I wish my game wouldn't crash whenever I push E.

Granted, but then your game chrashes when you push Escape
I wish a book.

Granted, then it doesn't.

I wish I had more snow!

Granted but now were in alaska; And you die.
I wish for a bowl of diamonds

I'm FROM Alaska!
Granted, but they're stolen diamonds and you get arrested.

I wish I had a sports car that wasn't stolen!

You buy a sports car; And it Gets stolen

I wish for a Better mouse