[closed] 15 DCs of Lava Buckets!

Item: 15 luscious, wholesome, surprisingly low-fat DCs of Lava Buckets (Magma Buckets if you're underground)
Starting Bid: 5000r
Minimum Bid Increment: 100r
Auction Ending Time: 48 hours after last valid bid

Power. In your hands.

Have you ever thought, "You know what? I'd like to make a metric f***ton of bricks, or glass, or terracotta, or one of hundreds of other things that require cookery!"

The vast majority of EMC? Probably not.

But you! You're one of those that think big. You're not content to make a working house or shop or mall, you want that sucker to be so big it both both shocks AND awes. Give in to your lava-hot desire to own the potential to cook a whole lotta everything!

If you were to buy this many buckets of lava at Azoundria's, it would cost you 19r*810 buckets, or 15390r. But I'm starting at the low, low price of 5000 rupees!

Embrace your inner eccentric billionaire. Turn your res into a flaming hellscape. Or just make hundreds of thousands of cooked chickens the way mama used to make, with 1700 degrees Fahrenheit of raw, flowing power!

Bid now, and let those magma dreams become lava realities!

5000r

Are all y'all going to let BrenJone get away with a steal like this? 5000 rupees to conquer the world!

Man, I thought there were some real ballers around here. Less than 12 hours until this auction closes!

5555

6k

And BrenJone takes the lead once more! Will Cancepants retake their position of majesty? Or will a newcomer make a pass for the crown? Only time will see!

6200 rupees

6.5k

6789k

And now we have a real-live horse race! Neck and neck between Cancepants, BrenJone, and Tomvan! Who will pull ahead? And who will make it first to the finish line?

6899 rupees

7K

And BrenJone pulls ahead!, with Tomvan trailing behind by 101, and Cancepants behind by 211! It's still anybody's race!

7101 rupees!

7777r

7888r

Aaaand the dark horse DiamondGamerGirl enters the fray, touching first for a brief moment! Was she just a flash in the pan, or is she going to be a real contender?

Or have the horses all come to a standstill? Did Diamond spook them?

8k - loving the commentary