Let's just say I don't like losing. Here's to hoping I win this one! OP: Ten-hut maggots! That's an order I'm gonna blow up this track - with my knack for swords At the end of this war you will have no quarter So you best retreat 'cause I'm blasting forward I'm racking up kills so efficiently My weapon's heavy yet I have skilled mobility 'Cause I'm a arrow man - but I won't burn out my fuse Haven't stoopped battling since 2009 And they rejected me from the staff?! I'm a one man militia - must be why they didn't want me I've killed a lot of mobs - call it my hobby And where y were you Gaming? Crying for mommy?! Boo hoo Pain is weakness leaving the body It's nothing to me 'cause I'm a rocket jockey I cant take a little Flak - look who can fly now Don't give him a bow - he might shoot his eye out See this TNT Launcher? I'm self taught with it Beware my massive splash damage, don't get caught in it On second thought I could've honored you darlin' But when your rockets fail, I won't honor the fallen Gaming: Careful old man, you're not ready for this You couldn't find a skin that even fits So find it no surprise that you steadily miss The only friend I know is myself Now buckle up coward, I'll show you power I respect veterans, not stolen valor What kind of player works alone? You should turn yourself over to a nursing home I fight for justice, you kill for slaughter I've been decorated with so many medals of honor Like my mother and father and their mother and father You're not around anymore but your always cannon fodder TNT jumping sounds dangerous You must be a crazy if pain is bliss So I guess you asked for this, I'll aim and just Blast you back 10 years when you were a hit Welcome to the future, I've got a Elytra You've been living in the past, you should get back Now your sin shall be paid for with blood I'm a god and justice will reign from above OP: I once killed a man with a god complex Was his name Gaming Comander? Yes! Call this your dishonorable discharge You won't even see it coming "Is this just a drill sarge?!" Call yourself a god? Now I'm atheist But there's no better title than a patriot I'll kill you with this shovel then dig your grave with it There ain't no place you're safe from my blast radius So fly against me - come try to end me You'll find out why these skies aren't friendly Your rockets are running low and so is your luck Gliding around - might as well be a sitting duck I'll drop you before you even start an arrow barrage The only barrage from you will be your body - in parts If I was his friend, this brat - I would never let her fly Stand down, let me fight any other guy Comander: You're so beneath me, you could use a boost When I'm done you're gonna wish you flew the coop If I taught you how to fly, it would be a crash course Thanks for your service - that nobody asked for How does your TNT stack up - you have sixty four? Loading one by one is not fast, can you add more? You don't wanna waste any, be careful with them 'Cause it won't take long till my rockets are back again Back into the fray, knockin' tangos down I can't even count how many I'm layin' out When I'm rockin' my Elytra- I'm superior You're a dinosaur, I'm a meteor You're not a part of any Outpost, Thread or Game And your pathetic base - I would not call a fort Running low on ammo you cannot at all afford Clearly you never read the art of war DISCLAIMER: Everything said here was for fun and games, and I hope I win
