So I am typing this with all limbs tied except for my fingers. BlackKnight1021 has so graciously informed me I needed to post an AMA or else he would not let me out of his locked basement-dungeon. So I will sit down here while trying to eat the dregs of tea and scraps of food he hurls down at me from atop the staircase (I don't get much to eat of that; the rats have an advantage in numbers). In the meantime I will answer anything you have to ask me here. It is an Ask Me Anything after all. Also BlackKnight has kindly asked me to point out that you can't ask me about my captivity. It can be about how I've been here on EMC for 3 years or anything else your cold heart desires. Looks like Black's bringing me down a bowl of old dishwater to keep me hydrated. Have fun asking your questions!
The key is taped under the coffee table, you may have 1 hour of sunshine. Can I borrow about tree fiddy?
Who makes the better wife, you or BK? Egg roll, egg-drop soup, or eggcelsior? What was your unluckiest moment? *throws birdseed cake*
I go all Kung Fury on it. I am the better wife, I lay the eggs. Egg-drop soup Almost losing my bird outside. And thank you for the cake, it was delicious. I love birds.
My love is for the birds. Are you bird? Then yes. Idk, something that's been a part of me my whole life.
1. Which of these Birds is the Better Bird? https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c2/Corncrake2.jpg https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7b/Stavenn_Maleo.jpg 2. Bird Pirate, or Birdrate? 3. Your Pancakes are Wooden, and they Came with no Syrup. I DEMAND A REFUND! 4. Favorite Bird species that is not a Budgie? *I was going to put a 5th question but have this derpy whale instead http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/269/8/7/derp_whale__by_vladimir_tod-d2zisu7.png *
