Well, all I need is this: "I will eat your bacon" in red font, bold, italicized, in a "scary" font. Somewhere on this picture: I'll pay some rupees..
I can have a go at something I will try to make it a bit smaller to fit too, but if you do not like the size/anything on it I can change any of it!
Not sure about the font..? But tell my what you think Could make it a little shorter on the height too.. Yeah, tell me what you think xD