We may all think she won because of her costume, and it was a very nice costume indeed, but that isn't the real reason why she won. Thanks to my informants at Fox News, I have learned the real story, that ICC and Justinguy paid Mojang to make her win, and then she would say she played on EMC in her speech. It was all a plan to get us new players, and it seems to have worked. Good job guys, you fooled us.
As long as I have my tin foil hats, these evil, retched plans will never brainwash me. I'M ON TO YOU ICC!
