Turn an annoying meme/catchphrase into something funny. here's mine. "I used to take arrows to the knee. Then I took a mace to the face.
I don't mean to be unoriginal but, "I used to be an arrow like you, but then I took a knee to my head." *ba dum tss*
This one i made up myself: "I used to be a zombie hunter like you. Then i took a bite to the knee..."
"Houston, we have a prob......well, it isn't exactly a problem, it's kinda like an inconvenience.....well, ACTUALLY, it is sorta a problem. We forgot the chips. You think you could send a few bags up by tomorrow? I don't want to miss the game."
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then..... I got this job as a city guard, and it's a lot safer and I get a higher pay and I'm close to my family now and I have life insurance and I don't have to split loot or buy a horse
Buzz Lightyear: "To infinity! And beyond!" Jayne Cobb: "Hell, I've been to infinity. Just looked like... more infinity."