Idiots trying to get unbanned They are the reason I am going to teach my cubs how to ask to be unbanned when they get blocked from a website/game server. I will raise them just like a normal panda. I don't really think Minecraft will still be 'big' when i'm 27 (the age I plan to have kids...if nothing goes 'wrong', if you know what I mean (joking, I only plan to do that when i'm married) and I don't think EMC will make it past 2016.
You forgot Iscreamchicken (could be an exception since it sounds like some heavy metal band name/song)