[Closed] DrasLeona247's Head

Items: DrasLeona247's Head, |/Signature\| , Murica Shield
Starting Bid: 1r
Minimum Bid Increments: 1r
Auction Ending Time: 48 hours after last valid bid
Pickup/Preview: smp8, /v +america


https://imgur.com/a/uTjcqcH



In EMC, you may desire many things. Rupees. Promos. Lavishly decorated US government properties with an abundance of Freedom Flags.

And, while you will never have any of those things, you can most certainly pretend by purchasing my head (extremely valuable, highly desired), signature (includes even more valuable advice, normally would charge separately to hand it out), and a Murica enchanted shield (guaranteed to shield you from the dirty masses).

The total value of these items together likely extends into the stratosphere, so honestly, it's probably not even worth your time bidding on it, as the moment you do, someone will immediately jostle ahead with another bid.
Indeed, I had to wade through dozens of forum PM's and messages begging me with offers for these items just to navigate to the Auctions section. I daresay that this community has gone too far with its obsession of me...my windows are constantly being scratched with new waves of carrier pigeons bearing requests for this head.

In any case, as a display of my generosity, I am offering one of you desperate plebeians the chance to acquire this gem, this otherworldly material item that honestly probably will not bestow upon you great fortune. But, you can always pretend. Fake it until you make it, because I'm the only one that makes it around here.

I will even include a Sponge, if you desire, to wipe up the residue from the dripping condescension of this post.

Please keep this auction cheap lol, just a joke . Had a little bit of fun writing it
If Max Bid Increments were still a thing, I'd have made it Max Bid Increase of 1r.

1r is wayyy too expensive for your head dras, literally like who would even buy that piece of junk at such a price? *cough cough* ... 1r

Your right 1r is too high but 2r thats just a sick joke......... 2r!

ugh you're right! what sick fool would bid 2r?? ridiculous -_- 3r

I would be remiss in missing out on this investment opportunity, especially after you have been so kind to help me in my disgraceful lack of understanding of economics. I must at least try to secure the chance to be part of this bidding war. I'll start with 4 rupees.

feeling a little rich today 5r!

69r aw yeah

70r

71 rupees
I gotta have this one! Breaking the bank

i will be victorious.. 72r!

420r

444 rupees

.... 10k

The battle rages on hehehe

10,001r

10,002r

Astonishing...I never would have fathomed someone of your low class would be able to win. I can only imagine the ramshackle dirt hut my head will be thrown in.

Mailed

ramshackle *stone* hut, im not a peasant!!