The game where your sister is your mother, your wife is your grandson, your children are hunchbacked inbred imbeciles, you're driven into hating the in-game versions of certain cultures and religions that would make you a racist in any other context, the Aztecs somehow take over Europe in the 1300s, the French king hates you because you ate his daughter, and the Pope is a Muslim horse. And as of the latest expansion China can now rapidly swarm eastwards, absorbing the Middle East and consuming Europe in its entirety within a hundred years, lead by an immortal buddhist bear who disguised himself as the Emperor's child for seventeen years before the Emperor was assassinated by a man he blinded at the age of 2.
