[Auction] Random pair of pants I found in my vault

I found this in my vault and decided to auction it off, because why the heck not.

Item: 1 pair of gold pants (prot 4)

Starting bid: 1r

Minimum bid increment: 100r

Auction end time: 48 hours after the last valid bid

2r

102r

I don't want this and I don't need this, so I'm buying it
1k

I don't want it either, but you're buying it now, but I want to buy it, so I need it

2k

This has already gone farther than it should have
5k

I need it.

5.5k

I need it more.

7k

I really don't need this.

10k

Heck off Runder

11k

Heck
12,000 rings

Don't want it don't need it... MINE

14k

Omg. I. MUST. Have. deez. pants.

14,100r

But I don't need it more than you therefore it's mine

15k

Game on.

17,000r

Let's at least wait for BK

20k

No, cause I want them.

22,000r

But what if BK wants them, eh?

24k

I. DONT. CARE.

GIMME 25k

Dude dude dude clam down we all know that they r worth 26k and nothing more

26k