In the beginning, there was nothing. Then... Chuck Norris round-housed that nothing in the face and told it to go get a job, creating the Big Bang.
Alan Moore is possibly the greatest comic book writer ever. When I read the quote in V for Vendetta I was like that is going in my signature.
Both Edward and Jacob are on team Chuck. Chuck Norris tells Siri where to go. Chuck Norris doesn't need Caller ID, he just knows who is calling. Chuck Norris can win Tic-Tac-Toe with one X and a stare. Chuck was shot today. Tomorrow is the bullets funeral. Actions speak louder than words. Chuck Norris speaks louder than actions. Chuck Norris was V.