EMC Exams

For one of many of us, it is exam time. Now I for one thinks it's only fair if we all do exams for EMC to prove our worth.

I will now read you your exam options.

Select one of the following tasks for your exam:

1. Abolish Taxes
2. Collect $100 in fines from every young couple in your city (TaintedSoldier)
   
3. Pinch a marshmallow; make it cry (Mystul, SunnyDayz1oo)
   
4. Cross the Pacific ocean on a rubber duck raft (Frodomann1)
   
5. Shove peanuts up your nose and shoot them 300 feet (TheSpyPie, Pat2011)
   
6. Thumb wrestle a wild bear (Green_Mystery)
   
7. Dry a river of tears (Equinox_Boss)
   
8. Hold a bat between your legs and hit a grandslam (theenigmapradox, Terr)

NOW WHICH ONE WILL YOU CHOOSE?

Dry a river of tears

I've down 8. Now that was a REALLY bad team

#2 FOR SURE whoopsies

# 3 please.

Marshmellow Murder

#2?

# 8. Seems exciting...

Alright, here's the current exams and their participants.

1. Abolish Taxes
2. Collect $100 in fines from every young couple in your city (TaintedSoldier)
   
3. Pinch a marshmallow; make it cry (Mystul)
   
4. Cross the Pacific ocean on a rubber duck raft
5. Shove peanuts up your nose and shoot them 300 feet
6. Thumb wrestle a wild bear (Green_Mystery)
   
7. Dry a river of tears (Equinox_Boss)
   
8. Hold a bat between your legs and hit a grandslam (theenigmapradox, Terr)

Everyone must participate, lest they be annihilated by a task force of flying tutu-wearing bears on unicycles. Make your choice today!

I don't get what we're doing here.....

I will cross the ocean! Hey the rubber duck raft could have a nice motor on it...

NO no alterations to the rubber duck! You may substitute the rubber duck for a real duck though.

#5

#3 :3

At first I thought you said for #1 was "Abolish Texas" xD

#5 for sure it sounds like fun.

Reminds me of that old joke, "Two dyslexic men walk into a bra..."

OKAY Here's the Exam participants thus far.

1. Abolish Taxes
2. Collect $100 in fines from every young couple in your city (TaintedSoldier)
   
3. Pinch a marshmallow; make it cry (Mystul, SunnyDayz1oo)
   
4. Cross the Pacific ocean on a rubber duck raft (Frodomann1)
   
5. Shove peanuts up your nose and shoot them 300 feet (TheSpyPie, Pat2011)
   
6. Thumb wrestle a wild bear (Green_Mystery)
   
7. Dry a river of tears (Equinox_Boss)
   
8. Hold a bat between your legs and hit a grandslam (theenigmapradox, Terr)

And remember, participation and results ARE required, or else a troupe of singing Justin Bieber clones will be delivered to your house within the next hour.

Thumb Wrest,le a Wild Bear

Mystery, i don't understand anything here. It hurts my brain and confuses me. Please explain it as if I was a 4 year old.

Um, Abolish Taxes? I guess? time to get dem Ruskies!! I vill not stop until I vin!!!

Me too copherfield I'm confused too....