EMC Exams

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Green_Mystery, May 27, 2012.

  1. For one of many of us, it is exam time. Now I for one thinks it's only fair if we all do exams for EMC to prove our worth.

    I will now read you your exam options.

    Select one of the following tasks for your exam:

    1. Abolish Taxes
    2. Collect $100 in fines from every young couple in your city (TaintedSoldier)
    3. Pinch a marshmallow; make it cry (Mystul, SunnyDayz1oo)
    4. Cross the Pacific ocean on a rubber duck raft (Frodomann1)
    5. Shove peanuts up your nose and shoot them 300 feet (TheSpyPie, Pat2011)
    6. Thumb wrestle a wild bear (Green_Mystery)
    7. Dry a river of tears (Equinox_Boss)
    8. Hold a bat between your legs and hit a grandslam (theenigmapradox, Terr)
    NOW WHICH ONE WILL YOU CHOOSE?
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  2. Dry a river of tears:p
  3. I've down 8. Now that was a REALLY bad team
  4. #2 FOR SURE whoopsies
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  6. # 8. Seems exciting... :confused:
  7. Alright, here's the current exams and their participants.
    1. Abolish Taxes
    2. Collect $100 in fines from every young couple in your city (TaintedSoldier)
    3. Pinch a marshmallow; make it cry (Mystul)
    4. Cross the Pacific ocean on a rubber duck raft
    5. Shove peanuts up your nose and shoot them 300 feet
    6. Thumb wrestle a wild bear (Green_Mystery)
    7. Dry a river of tears (Equinox_Boss)
    8. Hold a bat between your legs and hit a grandslam (theenigmapradox, Terr)
    Everyone must participate, lest they be annihilated by a task force of flying tutu-wearing bears on unicycles. Make your choice today!
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  8. I don't get what we're doing here..... :confused:
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  9. I will cross the ocean! Hey the rubber duck raft could have a nice motor on it...
  10. NO no alterations to the rubber duck! You may substitute the rubber duck for a real duck though.
  11. #3 :3

    At first I thought you said for #1 was "Abolish Texas" xD
  12. #5 for sure it sounds like fun. :)
  13. Reminds me of that old joke, "Two dyslexic men walk into a bra..."

    OKAY Here's the Exam participants thus far.

    1. Abolish Taxes
    2. Collect $100 in fines from every young couple in your city (TaintedSoldier)
    3. Pinch a marshmallow; make it cry (Mystul, SunnyDayz1oo)
    4. Cross the Pacific ocean on a rubber duck raft (Frodomann1)
    5. Shove peanuts up your nose and shoot them 300 feet (TheSpyPie, Pat2011)
    6. Thumb wrestle a wild bear (Green_Mystery)
    7. Dry a river of tears (Equinox_Boss)
    8. Hold a bat between your legs and hit a grandslam (theenigmapradox, Terr)
    And remember, participation and results ARE required, or else a troupe of singing Justin Bieber clones will be delivered to your house within the next hour.
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  14. Thumb Wrest,le a Wild Bear
  15. Mystery, i don't understand anything here. It hurts my brain and confuses me. Please explain it as if I was a 4 year old.
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  16. Um, Abolish Taxes? I guess? time to get dem Ruskies!! I vill not stop until I vin!!!
  17. Me too copherfield I'm confused too....
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