Just make a really funny joke(or repeat one)! I'll start: Two hunters walked into the forest, one of them falls down, his eyes appear to be glazed! So the other dials 911! The operator(?) says "What is your emergency?" The hunter says" I think my friend is dead"! And so the operator says "Okay calm down,let's make sure that your friend is dead." There was silence, then a gunshot. The hunter says "Okay, what's next!"