Comments on Profile Post by Hashhog

*whale shifts slowly away with the gold*

No! Your eyes are like warm coals which swallow my soul in there embrace! Your skin is like the softest of cushions, wrapping me in an acre of glowing warmth that shines like the sun! Your flippers extend out to me, beckoning me to you, calling me, telling me that I must come! Do not leave me, O Godly Being! I shall come to you if I have to kill every Rorqual in the deep blue sea!

*chucks a gem at Hash's head*

*Catches gem and takes a bite out of it* You cannot run from me, you obese mammal! I shall find yooou!

*sends a massive chicken*

*with aliens and knights from all over*

*Pulls out sword and kills them all with some intense magic* Wait, why'd I need the sword?

I don't know, maybe you don't have animal orbs to help you out.
Mind you, several cats are on their way to get you.

Ex-CUSE me, but I happen to have a wonderful Chicken Animal Orb. So I'm covered on all levels, pal. And dat whale shall be mine, because I can slay any amount of cats.

But can you stand against the hat? :O

Of course. Can you stand against the Green Man with the abnormally large head and the ability to through globs of poison while being followed by a floating chicken and holding a flaming dragon sword?

Absolutely. Done. Can you stand against Tom Fulp?

Totally. Can you stand against the full might of your own golden whale turned against you? He and I have been chatting...

Yeah sure, why not. You seem to be talking to a different golden whale.

I dunno... your whale looks almost like it wants to swim out of it's frame. C'mere, Whaley! Come ta Papa Hashbrowns!

*whale swims up*

*whale swims up... and up, and up, and up, right up to where I am in they sky*

Yeah no.

Hahahaha.... You naive thing.

*whale gets shot*

*revives whale*
Now let's have some fun :}
*laser unicorns are on the rampage*

*laser troll cat eats laser unicorns*

*Sits with whale eating popcorn, watching brick and penfold fight* Haha, jolly good show, mates!

There. Now everyone can get a whale

We'll have a whale of a time :D