Joke Thread!

Post any joke you want as long as its clean and not rascist or offensive to anyone. The goal is to make someone laugh. If you laughed like the joke.

3 strings walk into a bar, the first string walks up to the bar tender and says "I'd like 3 beers for my friends here." the bar tender says "I'm sorry we don't serve strings here," so the string goes back to his seat. Then the second string trys, he walks up says the exact same thing but this time he waves a 50 in front of the bar tenders face. The bar tender says "I'm sorry we don't serve strings here," so the string walks back to his seat. Then the 3rd string has an idea, he ties himself in a knot and frayes up his hair and walks up to the bar tender. The bar tender then asks "Hey arn't you with those strings over there?" the string replies "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa. Not screaming in fear, like his passengers.

Uh.....

how is that a joke

Lol because it didn't actually happen

What?

that's how hard i did this

what i think about the joke

while not being a joke its still very funny

I'm not sure if this breaks my own rule but....

A book never written:

Under the Bleachers
By: Semore Butts

I wish I could "like" 40 times because that's how much I laughed XD

Raw toast is a great alternative to bread!

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean that one enjoys it?

A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bartender?"

LOL WUT?

Twilight series......< that's the joke