Auction: 5 dcs of slimeballs

Item: 5 dcs of slimeballs
Starting bid: 1 r
Minimum Bid Increment: 100 r
Auction ends 24 hrs after last valid bid
Pickup will be at 6520 on smp3
Good Luck

Lets get this thing rolling, shall we?

1000 r

Bump

1100r

oh no way - time to bounce again (see the pun?)

2000 r

3k

10k

scary slime is worth at least 4000r - which is my bid

Scary slime is too late.

i am slooooow - so make it 11000r

Spend a long time looking for a picture of a slime and you'll miss your chance to shine.
A little bit of rhyme to go with that slime.

12,000r

Lets keep bouncing back and forth,
because i am much more worth

13.000 r

You say you are much more worth but I am the definition of high worth,
I have so much in me that I can blow you off of the Earth

14,000r

We take a punch, we take a blow,
your bidding continues to be too low

15.000 r

I started off, I was friendly and nice
But now I've gotten much better and my heart's turned to ice
I talk smack to the bidders I play
Because I know that I can outbid them any day anyway

20k

tho i have to witty rhyme or saying i still bid 21k

The sun is coming to dawn on me
There is only one person that it really can be
Surely you can tell, can you really not see?
Of course, it has to be me!

21,100r

he thinks he can win,
well we shall see,
that the one who will win,
will surely be me

21200r

That was really good,
But you best pull up your hood,
Because when you lose as bad as you do,
You'll want to make sure nobody sees you

21,300r

my hooded cape is torn and tattered
as will be your pride
when, as valiantly as you bid
you are the one to lose

21,400