OP and I whilst playing Overwatch song: OP: C'mon Comander, heal me! Comander: Wait! We need a plan! Hold on, Sit tight, Don't be impulsive. I can't keep you healthy when you're acting so reckless. OP: I want, to fight! Comander: Why so compulsive? Charging in is stupid and entirely reckless. Take a moment I urge you, To consider the facts. OP: Boring. Comander: I can't possibly save you from thousands of wounds encoured by brazen attacks! OP: Why not? Comander: You, me we're in this together. Can we please, be just a bit more clever? Do you hear, me? OP do you ever use your head? OP: FIGHT ME YOU COWARDS Comander: That guy's gonna end up dead. Calm down, just chill. Don't be a baby OP: Hey! Comander: Counter strikes are pointless if your not thinking clearly. OP: What?! Comander: Stay put, stand still, and then just maybe you and me can hatch a plan. OP:... And make them pay? Comander: Dearly. OP: OP just want to crush them, Stomp them into the ground. Comander: Yes of course but. If we carelessly rush them I'm sorry to say we will not be around for long. OP: You, me we can win this battle, You are pu-ny, I'm as strong as cattle, You will heal, me, I'll use Bastion and then... Comander: This is not what I meant. OP: Enemy will end up dead. Comander: There are a few complications. They have a Tracer sniffing us out and a Mei! OP: Hah! Tiny waamen. Comander: There Torbjorns turret is here on the crest. OP: Hah! I eat turrets for breakfast. Comander: They have a Sombra sniffing us out and a Widow. OP: My healz! Comander: There Junkrat armed with Blizzard's very best *FIRE IN THE HOLE* Okay, you win, let's kick their keisters. OP: No one shoots at Bastion while he's getting his healz. Comander: The doc, is in, OP: Prepare the Nano! I will take the payload while we have the advantage. Comander: Sure they may see us coming, OP: But we don't really care Comander: With my biotic rifle humming W'ell blow them away so we should say a few prayers because, Together: You, me baby we're invincible, and victory is our only principle, We may be fully unconvincable as well., But nothing can stop us! It's me, you hanging by a wire but we'll get through our own friendly fires. Going, pew, pew, should've picked a darker coat of red, Now you're gonna end up dead.
lol yall only main one character noobs i main 7 -baptiste -bastion -lucio -orisa -reinhardt -wrecking ball -zarya EDIT: Bastion is the best DPS hero, change my mind
