Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.
The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank. I have no word to describe how angry I am.
Why didn’t the farmer's son study medicine? Because he wanted to go into a different field?
You are over analyzing. The barkeep will not server the ham sandwich as it is food. 😁
What do you call an alligator detective? an investi-gator
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The barkeep says... sorry, we don't serve food here.
LOL! Mine was funnier though. 🤣
I had to fix it. It's not a proper dad joke unless you say 10-tickles.
I love telling dad jokes... and sometimes he even laughs.
My boyfriend asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7-up.
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality!
I am glad I started this thread after KatydidBuild tossed a dad joke my way as it is so much fun! Today's work of art: I can't take my dog to the...
Posting from the road... Be back to playing and regular posting in a few days. --- What do you call 2 monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime...
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