[REVERSE AUCTION] 5 DCs of Diorite

Item: Five double chests of diorite (polished or regular diorite works)
Starting Bid: 70k
Minimum Bid Decrease: 500r
Auction Ending Time: 72 hours after the last valid bid
Expected Delivery Time: Within one week

Let me throw in Equinox's good luck here so maybe I can get 5 DCs for 1r. Just to be safe, I shall perform the lucky ritual!


First you do this, spin around STOP, double take 3 times.
1...2...3.
Then pelvic thrust whooohooo.
Stop on your right foot! don't forget it!
Now its time to bring it around town..bring it arooouund tooown.
Then u do this and this and this and that and this and that and this and that and now with 2 hands.

70k

Bump
Someone help I've got a 4k essay due in 5 hours

65k

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LoneStar, may the farce be with you.

45k
Thank you Chum! Live long and perspire

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Final bump!

You have won! I have paid the 45k and set up 5 DCs right to the left of the spawn at 19723

Will be on momentarily to deliver! Thank you.